dicksplit:

*points to your dick* is this seat taken?

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

beyoncevevo:

*7th grade boy voice* Yeah I’m lesbian! That means I like girls xD

austinmahone:

Just doing a little filming today! ;)

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

Austin “superhero" Mahone.

seaking:

can i sue my parents for making me ugly

magicmahone:

"Look up in the sky like, look Mema I did it."